(Verse 1)

Woke up this morning, feeling kinda blue

Needed a flavor to see me through

Plain toast and coffee, it's a boring scene

Gotta fire up the international cuisine

Opened up the cupboard, saw the spice collection

Gave a little wink, a little deep affection

Turmeric, cumin, a dash of chili heat

Tonight, my friends, we're making something neat!

​(Chorus)

Oh, Curry, you beautiful, complex stew

You stained my favorite shirt, but I still love you

A vibrant, fiery, saucy, messy dream

You make my forehead sweat, you make me loudly steam

From Madras to Thai green, you're the main event

A fragrant, spicy, savory experiment

Don't care about my breath, don't care about the stains

Just load me up, you marvelous culinary hurricane!

​(Verse 2)

Chopped an onion, cried a river, such a soggy sight

My significant other said, "Are you alright?"

I wiped my tears and said, "These are tears of joy, dear!

For the ginger and garlic are finally here!"

Sautéed 'em down, that fragrant, sizzling sound

Like a million tiny flavor bombs all around

Tossed in the chicken, or maybe it's the tofu

Honestly, when it's curry, almost anything will do!

​(Chorus)

Oh, Curry, you beautiful, complex stew

You stained my favorite shirt, but I still love you

A vibrant, fiery, saucy, messy dream

You make my forehead sweat, you make me loudly steam

From Madras to Thai green, you're the main event

A fragrant, spicy, savory experiment

Don't care about my breath, don't care about the stains

Just load me up, you marvelous culinary hurricane!

​(Bridge)

Some people like it mild, they're playing a safe game

Me? I wanna feel the burn, I wanna call its name!

The kind of heat that makes my nose start running fast

The kind of delicious trauma that's built to truly last

I'll dunk my naan bread in until the plate is bare

And then I'll look around, to see if anyone will share...

(Spoiler alert: I won't.)

​(Guitar Solo - Play a cheesy, slightly out-of-tune sitar riff)

​(Chorus)

Oh, Curry, you beautiful, complex stew

You stained my favorite shirt, but I still love you

A vibrant, fiery, saucy, messy dream

You make my forehead sweat, you make me loudly steam

From Madras to Thai green, you're the main event

A fragrant, spicy, savory experiment

Don't care about my breath, don't care about the stains

Just load me up, you marvelous culinary hurricane!

​(Outro)

My tummy's happy, my sinuses are clear

I smell like a spice market for the rest of the year!

Curry! (Cough, cough) Ah, worth it!

Pass the water! And the napkins! And maybe a fireman! Goodnight