Stinky Cheese Man
plunderphonics, turntablism, scratch, samples
Stinky Cheese Man
plunderphonics, turntablism, scratch, samples
Lyrics
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Verse][Rap
Yo, I’m the Stinky Cheese Man, reekin’ up the land,
Everywhere people cover their noses with their hands.
My smell's so foul, it makes a skunk gag,
Even trash in the sun sayin’ (“Man, that’s bad!”)
Moldy old sneakers in a sewer pipe drain,
Compared to my funk? That’s a mild champagne.
Rotten eggs in a gym sock, left for a week,
Next to me? That stench’s smellin’ kinda sweet.
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Verse][Rap
I got flies in my wake, yeah, they ride like a crew,
Even buzzards say, (“Nah, we ain’t messin’ with you.”)
Fish guts, big hot dumps, gas from a goat,
I’m so vile and rank, I make pollution take notes.
People run screamin’, their noses held tight,
Cows pass out when I walk by at night.
Even Febreze had to tap out quick,
Tried to spray me once, and the bottle got sick.
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Verse][Rap
I’m the stinkiest legend, the king of the rank,
You can smell my game from the top of the bank.
Try to catch me? Man, don't even try,
‘Cause my odor alone gonna make you cry.
Garbage trucks detour when they see me pass,
Even toxic waste sayin’, (“Man, that’s crass.”)
I step in the room, paint peels off the walls,
Air fresheners cry, then they straight-up dissolve.
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Bridge
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It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Verse][Rap
Grandma’s old dentures left out in the sun,
Next to my stank? Smellin’ fresh, A-1.
A landfill on fire, a wet dog in heat,
All take a knee, I bring their defeat.
Tuna fish left in a car for a week,
Sewer pipe burstin’, man, that’s weak.
No one can stop me, no one can stand,
I’m the one and only Stinky Cheese Man!
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
Verse
A rotten egg sandwich with old blue cheese,
Next to my stank? That’s a summer breeze.
Even dumpsters whisper, (“Man, that’s too much”)
When I roll through town, everything gettin’ flushed.
Moldy gym socks in a locker f
I’m the one and only Stinky Cheese Man!
Hook
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!
It's the Stinky Cheese Man!