*sound of someone walking* Oh no, I lost my diamond! How am I going to make money? No, I'm crying! No, you mustn't cry! Face the haters, otherwise you'll lose your diamond again! Yeah, life isn't easy, you know. Don't cry because your diamond is me, haha. Blue or red diamonds, diamonds! I need my diamond! Yeah, no, don't touch me, you bitch! Take your diamond! Damn it! Leave my beautiful diamond alone! Actually, go back to school if you can't count! But I'm a fucking diamond! Yeah, yessssss! My diamond! Is the diamond blue or red? Diamonds! Blue diamonds! Emerald! It's so much better than a crystal! Do you know what a diamond is? No, what is it? It's someone like you! Awww, so cute! The blue diamond! Do you know who the diamond is here? It's you! Haha