Yeah

Bard's here

Don't be scared

Come on girl

Let down your hair

I mean I swear

The world's unfair

But my heart's big enough for us to share

You want me and I want you too

I'll be your guide to the monster's blues

Bard being Bard!

Vampires want me to drink their blood

Goblins want me to play in the mud

Demons want me to burn in Hell

Even angels wanna give me a spell

Ogres and orcs want me to play with their swords

Even dragons want me to get on all fours

Liches want me to give them a hand

Even faeries want to cover me in sand

Witches want me to be their king

Even banshees want me to put on a ring

Spiders and snakes want me to take the bait

Even wolves want me to stay up late

Chimeras want me to enter their lair

Even krakens want to give me a scare

Lamias and centaurs want me to go far

Even minotaurs want me to explore

Changelings want me to find their core

Even mimics want me to open their drawers

Elves want me to go back to the forest

Even dryads want to come to my chorus

Dullahan wants me to keep her head

Even Drow want me to share their bed

Bard being Bard

The world's unfair

But my heart's big enough for us to share

You want me and I want you too

I'll be your guide to the monster's blues

Bard being Bard!

There's something about that look in your eye

Makes me feel like I'm gonna die

Just can't put my finger on why

But I wanna be your guy

There's something about that way that you smile

Makes me want to stay for a while

Please don't say that I'm in denial

Just say that I'm your style

Yeah, it’s chaos, every night’s a show

But my rhymes keep rockin', so let’s go

I'm the bard in charge, it's no facade

Rhymes so complex, they'll leave you awed

The pixies giggle as I pass by

With lyrics so smooth, they might just fly

Even cyclops wink, 'cause they got no eye

But they know a good bard, and that's no lie!

Got a pewter mug filled with brew,

Band of orcs follow, it's a karaoke crew

Even zombies join, though they’re moving slow

Grand finale time, let the spotlight glow!

Bard being Bard

The world's unfair

But my heart's big enough for us to share

You want me and I want you too

I'll be your guide to the monster's blues

Bard being Bard!

So how does a Bard handle fame and delight?

With a notebook of sonnets, and a lute held tight,

Through laughter and jest, I'll lead the way,

Even goblins can't resist the jokes I say.

When monsters clash and shadows loom,

I'll serenade them with a catchy tune.

From haunted castles to emerald glades,

Join me on adventures through mystical shades.

Yo, yo, yo, the Bard's signing off, listen up crew,

Gonna leave you all with a rhyme or two.

Remember this night, it's one for the books,

Beware of the cyclops and their mysterious looks.

I'm outta here, it's time to roam,

Gonna find a dragon and make it my home.

If you see a goblin, send them my way,

We'll have a party ‘til the break of day.

Keep those mugs of ale flowing, my friends,

Until the next adventure, this is where it ends.

The Bard’s on a quest, so wave goodbye,

Catch ya in the verses, beneath the star-lit sky!

Bard being Bard!