
Phatitude
honky tonk, attitude, drunk

Phatitude
honky tonk, attitude, drunk
Lyrics
Verse 1
Please don't mind if I put on my pants and boots
And turn your dial on over to country music television
Soon it's time for some early beverages to say goodbye to you
A young one-night stand
Then this drunk old girl is going out single again
Chorus
The honky-tonk bars are made for me
I want another chance to ride that mechanical bull called Bucky
Gonna show the boys my riding skills
And all over again I'll get lucky
Because cowboys can't resist the neon lights
Country music, whiskey, and my bouncing bust
While I am riding that mechanical bull Bucky (lucky, Bucky)
Verse 2
I'm gonna line dance with local studs
And sing with Willie and Nelson with the urban cowboys
Put spurs on my cowboy boots and stomp on some pretty young heads
And make the yahoo noise (Yahoo!)
Chorus
The honky-tonk bars are made for me
I want another chance to ride that mechanical bull called Bucky
Gonna show the boys my riding skills
And all over again I'll get lucky
Because cowboys can't resist the neon lights
Country music, whiskey, and my bouncing bust
While I am riding that mechanical bull Bucky (lucky, Bucky)
Bridge
Old Miss Naughty needs to blow off a little steam
I imagine it's hell tonight in downtown Houston
Time for this old hen to blow this coop
Had enough in this house roosting
Any cock-will-doodle-do
The boys are gonna yell (Milk!)
Chorus
The honky-tonk bars are made for me
I want another chance to ride that mechanical bull called Bucky
Gonna show the boys my riding skills
And all over again I'll get lucky
Because cowboys can't resist the neon lights
Country music, whiskey, and my bouncing bust
While I am riding that mechanical bull Bucky
(Bucky, Bucky)
(lucky, Bucky)
(fucky sucky)
