Equipped with the jokes

Now my sides are burning

Tears streaming down

Whole stomach twisting and turning

I'm trying to play cool but pressuring fast

Your humor super effective

Got me tied, disadvantage bad

Legs crossed tight

Doing that little potty dance

You say one more boy

This ain't your second chance

Uh-oh, bladder compromised

Defense high like I'm shelled up

Withdraw into my shell

But your punchlines still melt stuff

Bubble beam, trembling cheeks turning red

If I evolve right now

I'll jump straight to Blastoise

Stop, you're gonna make me squirtle (squirtle, squirtle)

A burst of water gun, shots back back

My defense so high like I'm shelled up (squirtle, squirtle)

But one more laugh and this shell's about to crack

Stop, squirtle, squirtle

You're turning me into a water gun

Tiny sprinkle alert

Can't control the hurt

(Squirtle, squirtle)

Baby please before I hydro pump the dirt

Should've brought a towel

Should've known better

Battling your comedy like championship pressure

Laugh so hard I'm bubbling, I'm beaming

Squirtle squad assemble

No, it's just me

Squirtle, squirtle

Trying to hold the flood with the withdraw of my own

You flash that smile, drop another zinger stone

Now I'm leaking like a busted turtle tank

One more joke from you and I'm done, I'm blank

Squirtle!

Okay, okay, mercy, I yield, I tap out

Shell cracking, defense dropping, no doubt

If you don't stop soon, it's a splash zone doom

From laugh-cry to liquidation vacation

Stop, you're gonna make me squirtle (squirtle, squirtle)

A disaster holding back a waterfall

My defense so high like I'm shelled up

But damn your jokes got me fully unsealed

(Stop, squirtle, squirtle)

You're turning me into a sprinkler

Tiny sprinkle alert

Can't control the tinkler

(Squirtle, squirtle, squirtle)

Don't look down

I'm standing in a puddle