Ya wanna see how awesome looks?

come on in, just dodge that broken chair

Step around that pile of books

Do what you want, don't go in that room there

Yeah I know that it's unfair

the bad-assness of my home

Just needs a few repairs,

I'm gonna get started tomorrow!

Better keep an eye on me

gonna fuck'n love, everything i do and say

Captain ass slackery

Gonna be incredible, just probably not today

Did ya know that I took life,

I bent it over and made it pregnant an now it's gonna have my twins

I'd say that I'm a hero

To the the world, and everybody and everybody's friends

Yeah my bank account is fat

From all of the stocks I sold

You asked where the money's at?

Bitch I'm gonna have it tomorrow!

Better keep an eye on me

gonna fuck'n love, everything i do and say

Captian ass slackery

Gonna be incredible, just probably not today

Yeah I'm gonna be a fuck'n hero

Using all the smart things I know

Just wait and see I'm pretty sure

Bitch I'm gonna do it tomorrow!

Just wait and see I'm pretty sure

Just wait and see I'm pretty sure