We da good ones now - Xi Jinping & Kim Jong Un
Comedic upbeat Asian pop with traditional Chinese and Korean instrumental influences. Instruments include: koto, shamisen, guzheng, bamboo flute, taiko drums, rice cooker FX, and playful Comedic male vocals with exaggerated "Engrish" accent. Playful delivery, character voices (Kim: high-pitched, Xi: calm/deadpan), occasional spoken ad-libs, laugh FX, and light rap. Karaoke-style fun with strong comic timing.
We da good ones now - Xi Jinping & Kim Jong Un
Comedic upbeat Asian pop with traditional Chinese and Korean instrumental influences. Instruments include: koto, shamisen, guzheng, bamboo flute, taiko drums, rice cooker FX, and playful Comedic male vocals with exaggerated "Engrish" accent. Playful delivery, character voices (Kim: high-pitched, Xi: calm/deadpan), occasional spoken ad-libs, laugh FX, and light rap. Karaoke-style fun with strong comic timing.
Lyrics
Intro
“Hello, world! My name is Kim Jong Un—number one dumpling enjoyer!”
“And I am Xi Jinping, supreme panda wrangler. We come… to spread peace… and karaoke.”
“Hellooo~ haha! We come in peace! …Sort of. Maybe!”
Verse 1
You say we’re scary—we say “No!”
We eat our dumplings, watch the show
The U.S. goes boom-boom—POW!
But tell me—who’s the good ones now?
Russia throws a tantrum, cries
Trumpy makes the eagle fly
Bibi launches fire and smoke
While we just grill some decent pork
Instrumental Interlude
“Time for a little tea break~ hehe!”
Chorus
We are the good ones now—oh yes, oh wow!
No more missile shows—we take a bow
Kimmy’s in a suit, Xi wears Mao
Diplomatic kung pow—KA-CHOW!
Verse 2
Kim Jong sings at karaoke
No more nukes around our pokey
Xi Jinping rides a panda bear
While Western leaders pull their hair
They call us "Axis", say we’re rogue
But now they’re the villain vogue
We just sip our jasmine tea
And say, “Ooh look—it’s not on me!”
Instrumental Interlude
“Ooo tension’s rising like noodle boil~”
Pre-Chorus
Ho ho ho! Irony tastes so sweet
While they drop bombs—we just eat
A fortune cookie once told me:
“Eat more rice… and smile peacefully”
Chorus
We are the good ones now—believe it somehow!
History’s flipped—it’s funny, wow!
They tried to cancel us—but now we’re free
The world’s upside down—but not we!
Bridge
How did the villains become the stars?
How did the heroes fall so far?
We once feared the Western hand…
Now we smile as they disband
We may not be perfect, true—
But at least we’re not like you
Hold our chopsticks—not your missiles
Hope still steams in dumpling piles
Break
Time to dance—KUNG FU STEP!
Kick! Bow! Spin! Soy sauce SPLASH!
Final Chorus
We are the good ones now—wear the crown!
Villains turned good, while the rest fall down
Kimmy winks, Xi gives peace signs
We’re not bad… at least this time!
Outro
“Hahaha! See?! We’ve changed… maybe.”
“Xi! Where’s my dumpling sauuuuce?!”
DING DING DING! — Good guys now!
BONG BONG BONG! — Ka-chow!