Ohh yeah unh unh unh

Performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well

Hope you angels see me, you’re invited to the show

Hey, did you hear someone laughin’? Cuz I’ve heard it all before

While performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well

Soon some tax collector is gonna stumble through that door,

First his foot and then his jaw gonna drop down to the floor,

He’ll be runnin’ his mouth to everyone but it’s already far too late

Cuz I’m off my rocker bettin’ my dollar on last night’s stock-car race

Reformin’ acts of self harm at the cocaine glory hole

Hope you angels see me, you’re invited to the show

Hey, did you hear someone cryin’? Cuz I don’t hear nothin’ at all

I’ll be performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well

Never, not once no never thought about death before

But now that you mention it, I think it might be kinda swell

Maybe a brief slip from existence is something we all need

Then we can all wake up in paradise among the coconut trees

Acts of self love, at the champagne wishin’ well

Come one and all come see me please come out to my show

Hey, did you hear someone cryin’? Cuz I’ve made that sound before

While performin’ acts of self love at the champagne wishin’ well