[INSTRUMENTAL INTRO]

[Verse 1]
On Her throne She sits Alone
The Queen of Broken HEARTS...
"Why must it be, that they can't Love ME?
Is it ALL my BROKEN PARTS?"

[Verse 2]
Mick the Court Jester, so Her WOUND wouldn't Fester
Tried to cheer up the Queen...
("At least your Uncle Fester wasn't a Molester")
And his Neck met the Guillatine...

[CHORUS 1]
Leesha Luv has Risen Above
All who have tried to Bed Her...
Yet she ponders still, would it Honestly Kill
For anyone to want to Wed Her ?!?


[Dramatic INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]


[Verse 3]
The Head of the Guard, whose Pecks were Rock Hard
Tried putting a Smile on her Face
("Perhaps the Queen...Could be a bit less Mean")
A lost Tongue was his Chief fall from Grace...

[Verse 4]
Fearing a Drubbing, instead of Good Loving,
The Queen's WARLOCK timidly entered the Room...
("Perhaps taking a Chill Pill would Bolster your Will")
For this good Advice, She didn't think Twice...
His Manhood now adores her Window Sill


[CHORUS 2]
Leesha Luv has...Above RISEN!
All who have tried to Console Her...
So why does Bringing Her LIGHT...Cause them such Fright?
(Ask the ones still Alive but in Prison!)


[Verse 5]
The head Prison Guard, thought "This Can't be that HARD"
And gave Cheering the Queen his very Best...
("Perhaps showing Compassion, for those who bring Passion, the Queen could make High Fashion")
Yet Hard as it Were, His HEAD did Sever
When the Queen's Royal Sceptre put a Gash in...

[Suspenseful INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

[Verse 6]
The General of the Broken Hearts Brigade
Who the Queen thought should be both Neutered and Spayed
Gave not a Toss for Cheering her Soul...
("I care not for Love... It can go take a Shove")
And they Laughed while they SMOKED a big BOWL...


[Hilarious INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]


[Verse 7]
The Moral it seems, it give up on your Dreams...
Unless you find people to Share Them.
So try though you might, your end is in sight...
If Good Intentions fall on Ears that can't bear them!


[Scary Hysterically Laughter, then INSTURMENTAL Fade Out]

[THE END...?]