Your Beauty’s Bullying Me

True story about this girl 👧 whose beauty is tormenting me day 🌞 and night 🌙. Y'all know me, Austry I can't be serious so these are the Punchlines I came up with and won the girl. Use them at your own risk!!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

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Yeah…

Soon as you walked in, girl, I knew I lost the fight…

This ain’t fair—

Beauty assault in broad daylight.

Your beauty’s bullying me, I can’t defend,

Hit me with a smile, that’s a knockout grin.

Boots on the dirt but my pride gave in,

Your beauty’s bullying me… throw the handcuffs in.

Girl, you fine-fined, that’s a double citation,

Got me speechless like my phone lost vibration.

You walk by, I forget my own name,

That body write checks my mind can’t claim.

Eyes like whiskey—strong, no chase,

One look at you, I caught a case.

Sheriff’s in town but I plead no contest,

Your beauty cross-examined, guilty at best.

Your beauty’s bullying me, I can’t defend,

Hit me with a smile, that’s a knockout grin.

Boots on the dirt but my pride gave in,

Your beauty’s bullying me… throw the handcuffs in.

Girl, you a felony in Daisy Dukes,

Every step you take, that’s stolen boots.

You hotter than the stove when the grease pan pops,

I’d trade my last beer for a wink that drops.

Like a rodeo clown, I’m stuck in the ring,

Tryna dodge your charm but it’s a heavyweight swing.

If love’s a crime, then I’m wanted bad,

Put my face on posters—“she the best I had.”

(Ad-libs)

“Beauty’s a weapon, girl, and you fully armed…”

“You pulled the trigger with them dimples…”

“Man down! Somebody call Cupid!”

Your beauty’s bullying me, I can’t defend,

Hit me with a smile, that’s a knockout grin.

Boots on the dirt but my pride gave in,

Your beauty’s bullying me… throw the handcuffs in.

Case closed, darlin’.

I ain’t the judge…

But you just sentenced me to life in your love.