You could stop at five or six stores or just one! - Carla Shaw & Todd La Rue
A retro 80s–90s commercial jingle style with bright synths, clean electric drums, warm analog pads, and catchy melodic hooks. The production should feel like a nostalgic TV ad aired on VHS, blending cheesy optimism with playful theatrical energy. Each verse must be sung by a different character, each with a distinct vocal personality. Characters should sound exaggerated, dramatic, and commercial-like — as if each person is giving a strange, overly-earnest audition in a retro advertisement. Voices should vary clearly in tone, delivery, and attitude (e.g., confident, nervous, mystical, dramatic, monotone, overly cheerful). The spoken intro should feel like a director coaching the actors in a small retro audition room. The overall mood: quirky, nostalgic, humorous, slightly surreal — capturing the chaotic charm of old audition tapes mixed with commercial jingle polish.
You could stop at five or six stores or just one! - Carla Shaw & Todd La Rue
A retro 80s–90s commercial jingle style with bright synths, clean electric drums, warm analog pads, and catchy melodic hooks. The production should feel like a nostalgic TV ad aired on VHS, blending cheesy optimism with playful theatrical energy. Each verse must be sung by a different character, each with a distinct vocal personality. Characters should sound exaggerated, dramatic, and commercial-like — as if each person is giving a strange, overly-earnest audition in a retro advertisement. Voices should vary clearly in tone, delivery, and attitude (e.g., confident, nervous, mystical, dramatic, monotone, overly cheerful). The spoken intro should feel like a director coaching the actors in a small retro audition room. The overall mood: quirky, nostalgic, humorous, slightly surreal — capturing the chaotic charm of old audition tapes mixed with commercial jingle polish.
Lyrics
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intro
man, spoken
okay just introduce yourself... then read your lines...
yeah go ahead...
Verse 1, Female
Hi my name is Carla Shaw.
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
I don't need friends they dissapoint me.
Verse 2, Male
Hi i'm Todd La Rue.
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.
Verse 3
Honey you've got a big storm coming.
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
Musical Interlude
Honey you've got a big storm coming.
Verse 4
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
Can i ask you kind of a weird question?
Verse 5
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
Verse 6, Female
I am the queen of the universe, the waves part and they engulf me and the water is warm.
Musical Interlude
Honey you've got a big storm coming.
Verse 7
Or just.... one...
I can see the statue of liberty from here.
Verse 8
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
I can't stand it when she touches me.
Verse 9
People say that time... heals all wounds.