All she wants for Christmas....

All she wants for Christmas....

All she wants for Christmas....

All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!

It’s November first, and it’s starting again,

That holiday playlist driving me insane.

Every shop, every store, it’s all the same,

Mariah’s song reverbs through my brain!

I try to escape it, I run and I hide,

But that "youuuuuuuuuu" hits from every side. (All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

No sleigh bells, no angels, no silent nights,

Just one song stuck in my mind.

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

In the coffee shop, the mall, and my car,

It’s blaring from speakers wherever you are.

My earbuds die, there’s no way to pause,

I’m singing along now, against my own cause.

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I know it’s a classic, it’s earned its fame,

But twenty-four years straight? It’s not the same.

I’d take Jingle Bell Rock or a “Ho, Ho, Ho,”

Just give me a break, let my brain let go!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I tried switching stations, but it’s all in vain,

She’s there with her whistle notes, loud and plain.

At work, at the gym, even ads on TV,

Mariah's become my holiday destiny.

I’ve memorized lyrics I never wanted to learn,

Each note and each "darling" forever returns.

Please give me a new playlist, a winter with something new,

Just one silent night and I might pull through!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

It’s November first

it’s starting again,

That holiday playlist

I'm going insane.

Every shop, every store,

it’s all the same every year,

And Mariah’s song just pierced my ears!

Try to escape it, Run? can you hide?

But that "you-uuu-uuu-uuu" will get you, it comes from every side!

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!) No sleigh bells, no angels, no silent nights,

Just one song to stay stuck with you-uuu-uuu-uuu-arghhh!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But Mariah, you’re the one stuck in my head. 🎶

In the coffee shop, the mall, and my car,

It’s blaring from speakers wherever you are.

My earbuds die, there’s no way to pause,

I’m singing along now, against my own cause.

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I know it’s a classic, it’s earned its fame,

But twenty years straight? It’s not feeling the same!

I’d take Jingle Bell Rock or a “Ho, Ho, Ho,”

Just give me a break, let my brain let go!

"Sorry Kid, that's gonna have to be a hard no-o-o-o!"

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I tried switching stations, but it’s all in vain,

She’s there with her whistle notes, loud and plain.

At work, at the gym, even ads on TV,

Mariah's become my holiday destiny.

I’ve memorized lyrics I never wanted to learn,

Each note and each "darling" forever returns.

Please give me a new playlist, a winter with something new,

Just one silent night and I might pull through!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!

All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!

You-uu-uu-uu-uu! [Mariah Laughing]

I know it’s a classic, it’s earned its fame,

But twenty years straight? It’s not feeling the same!

I’d take Jingle Bell Rock or a “Ho, Ho, Ho,”

Just give me a break, let my brain let go!

"Sorry Kid, that's gonna have to be a hard no-o-o-o!"

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I tried switching stations, but it’s all in vain,

She’s there with her whistle notes, loud and plain.

At work, at the gym, even ads on TV,

Mariah's become my holiday destiny.

I’ve memorized lyrics I never wanted to learn,

Each note and each "darling" forever returns.

Please give me a new playlist, a winter with something new,

Just one silent night and I might pull through!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

[Mariah] "Sorry Kid", that's gonna have to be a hard noooooooo for Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I tried switching stations, but it’s all in vain,

She’s there with her whistle notes, loud and plain.

At work, at the gym, even ads on TV,

Mariah's become my holiday destiny.

I’ve memorized lyrics I never wanted to learn,

Each note and each "darling" forever returns.

Please give me a new playlist, a winter with something new,

Just one silent night and I might pull through!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

I tried switching stations, but it’s all in vain,

She’s there with her whistle notes, loud and plain.

At work, at the gym, even ads on TV,

Mariah's song became my destiny.

I’ve memorized lyrics I never wanted to learn,

Each note and each "darling" forever returns.

Please give me a new playlist, a winter with something new,

Just one silent night and I might pull through!

🎶 Oh, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head,

On repeat, can’t escape, I feel dead!

I’d rather hear about Rudolph's nose or Frosty instead,

But it’s you, Mariah, you’re stuck in my head. 🎶

(All she wants for Christmas.... is youuuuuuuuuu!)