I was shakin' up a shaker

Makin' me a Moscow mule

Wrote a love note on a 'gator

For that bad-ass baby Ruth

Now that baby girl's a heartbreak

She'll break your heart in two

I didn't say it to her face

I said it to the raccoons

She was in the tub

And the trailer started shakin'

Baby got a boom

From the trailer next door

Baby

It blew

It was chemicals cookin'

In a neighborhood

Trailer park meth lab explosion

Every night

Fire trucks rollin'

'Round here

That's a party

Baby

You should've told me

Baby

You should've told me

Trailer park meth lab explosion

Every night

Fire trucks rollin'

'Round here

That's a party

Baby

You should've told me

Baby

You should've told me

Trailer park meth lab explosion

We was cleanin' up the mess

That the meth head made

When I felt a little pressure

Thought I might have a baby

She said

"Man

You must've ate

One too many baked beans

Or is it gas from the pipeline

To a man's tank?"

Well

Baby

I don't know

I just know I got the chills

Said it was a methane

Told me that it's real

Oh

Baby

If I feel it

It's the same thrill

Of the meth lab

Cookin' in a neighborhood

Trailer park meth lab explosion

Every night

Fire trucks rollin'

'Round here

That's a party

Baby

You should've told me

Baby

You should've told me

Trailer park meth lab explosion

Every night

Fire trucks rollin'

'Round here

That's a party

Baby

You should've told me

Baby

You should've told me

Trailer park meth lab explosion

I was all fired up

'Bout to walk down the aisle

Married that girl

In a big

Poofy white gown

The preacher said

"Now

Is there anybody here

That don't agree with this

Union of love?"

Trailer park meth lab explosion

Every night

Fire trucks rollin'