I'm the hole licker

Finger flicker

Oh dammit

Donkey balls

Oh balls

I'm the crotch drill driver

The groin high fiver

Spelunkin' in the hole

I won't forget her

I'm the outlaw of the hole

I break all the rules

I'll talk some shit

and then i'll pound a bit

I'm the corn hole diver

The real survivor

I'm the poon jabber

Small sniz stabber

Oh dammit

Donkey balls

Oh balls

I'm the dook-hatch stretcher

The nugget fetcher

I won't forget her

I'm the outlaw of the hole

I break all the rules

I'll talk some shit

and then I'll pound a bit

I'm the corn hole diver

The real survivor

Now things have changed

Never be the same

Our time long gone

I may be the last one

No room left in this world

for an outlaw of the hole

I'm the butt sticker

The rump crack splitter

You know I won't forget her

I won't forget her