Engine on? Or… do I press this shiny button here?

It beeped but nothing moved—guess that’s “wheelspin,” maybe?

Lining up at the start while pretending I know the deal,

Pole position? Oh that just means… standing in front, right?

“Full throttle!” — but which one is the throttle again?

I stepped on something and suddenly I’m gone!

Flying forward like I meant to do that—

Hey, was that an overtake? …Or a mistake?

Chaotic race battle!

Turn left? Turn right? I mix them up!

“Drift it! Drift it!!” they scream at me,

But I’m just sliding randomly (Probably!!)

Fake racer girls, let’s go!!

Sorry for spilling oil everywhere!!

But it’s fun! Fun!! Can we catch up?

Overtake or oversleep!? (Did she nap!?)

The flag guy yells at me like something’s on fire—

“Pit in now!!” Wait… pit in? Like a café break?

Refueling? Oh, I thought that meant grabbing juice,

And tire change—Is that… switching shoes?

Zero knowledge but my heart is full throttle,

Jumping into corners like they can’t scare me.

Cheats and mistakes turn into our story—

Even in last place, I’m still the main girl here.

Round and round, loop the race!!

No idea what lap we’re even on!

“Boost it! Boost it!!” — I pressed something

And weird smoke came out… (Oops!!)

Fake racer girls, let’s go!!

Who cares if we don’t know the rules?

’Cause it’s fun! Fun!! We’re loving this ride!

Winner or sinner? We don’t care!!