Badonka Donka Honka
Bollywood comedy musical parody, playful male vocal, sitar and tabla rhythms, exaggerated Bollywood brass, horn honks as comedic sound effects, sudden EDM beat switches, dubstep drops, chaotic dance breaks, humorous theatrical style
Badonka Donka Honka
Bollywood comedy musical parody, playful male vocal, sitar and tabla rhythms, exaggerated Bollywood brass, horn honks as comedic sound effects, sudden EDM beat switches, dubstep drops, chaotic dance breaks, humorous theatrical style
Lyrics
Verse 1
I was walking through the market buying mangoes and chai
When the universe aligned and a goddess walked by
The sun itself bowed down, the stars began to blink
And the view behind you baby made me drop my drink
HONK HONK
Pre-Chorus
The priests consulted scriptures they could not explain
How something so magnificent could scramble up my brain
In my heart
In my soul
Even in my hands
Chorus
Badonka donka honka I cannot look away
Badonka donka honka it has ruined my whole day
Badonka donka honka my mind is overthrown
Badonka donka honka somebody grab a horn
HONK!
Badonka donka
Badonka donka
Badonka donka honka
HONK
Verse 2
I tried to write a poem but I only wrote one word
I tried to call my mother but my thoughts were all a blur
I went to see the doctor he said sir I understand
That condition has no cure only treatment one more hand
Spoken:
Throughout history great men have been inspired
Da Vinci had the Mona Lisa
Shakespeare had his sonnets
But I…
Have THIS!
Badonka donka
Badonka donka
Badonka donka honka
HONK HONK HONK
Final Chorus
Badonka donka honka the horns cannot stop blowing
Badonka donka honka everywhere that you are going
Badonka donka honka
Badonka donka honka
I grabbed it like a mango gave it one good squeeze
Badonka donka HONKAAAA somebody rescue me
Outro
Spoken:
My love… you complete