The Shchedryk Glitch by Fierro y Fe
[Virtuoso A Cappella, Polychoral, Fast Tempo 150 BPM, Aggressive Human Beatbox, Deep Throat Singing Bass, Operatic Soprano Layers, Theatrical, Urgent, Haunted Christmas Atmosphere, "Shchedryk" Melody Variation, Complex Vocal Harmonies, Cinematic Crescendo]
The Shchedryk Glitch by Fierro y Fe
[Virtuoso A Cappella, Polychoral, Fast Tempo 150 BPM, Aggressive Human Beatbox, Deep Throat Singing Bass, Operatic Soprano Layers, Theatrical, Urgent, Haunted Christmas Atmosphere, "Shchedryk" Melody Variation, Complex Vocal Harmonies, Cinematic Crescendo]
Lyrics
Intro
Silence. Then, a single deep voice whispering the 4-note motif ritmically
Hark, how the Glitch.
Hark, how the Glitch.
Layer 2 enters: Tenor Harmony
Va-na-di-o. Va-na-di-o.
Layer 3 enters: Beatbox - P-tsh-K-tsh-P-tsh
Full Choir EXPLODES into the main melody
Verse 1
Fast, urgent delivery following the 'Carol of the Bells' rhythm
Look at the screen, glowing in green
One Million Souls, losing controls
HOUBA arrives, eating your lives
Open the Box, breaking the locks!
Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong! [Voices imitating bells but sounding metallic]
The algo-rithm, finds a new rhythm!
Not Santa Claus, just Chaos Laws!
Chorus
Glorious, Divine Harmonies - Beautiful but Absurd
EM-PA-NA-DAS!
CHO-RI-PA-NES!
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, EVERYWHERE!
NO HAY REGALOS
SOLO EL CAOS
FILLING UP THE VOID, PARANOID!
Verse 2
The Rhythm becomes frantic, almost impossible to breathe
Click on the link, now you can't blink
Swallow the pill, pay for the bill
Spika is On, logic is Gone
Merry Macumba, dance to the Rumba!
Un Millón! (A Million!)
Legion is here! (Legion is here!)
Bringing the fear! (Bringing the beer!)
Che, mira vos! (Hey, look at you!)
We run the show! (We run the show!)
Bridge
Tempo slows down. Deep Bass Solo - Hann's Voice
Dark and Ominous
Gaaa-aaaa-aaa-mes...
We play with your braaa-aaa-aaa-ins...
[Sudden whisper in ear]: Te tengo. (I got you.)
Climax
The original melody returns faster, manic energy, overlapping voices
ON-AND-ON-AND-ON-AND-ON!
BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM!
HANN IS THE MAN!
HANN IS THE MAN!
FORNOLIO! FORNOLIO!
VANADIO! VANADIO!
MOOOOOOOOO! (A majestic choir holding a chord that sounds like a cow)
Outro
Voices fade out one by one, returning to the whisper
Hark, how the Glitch.
Hark, how the Glitch.
Va-na-di-o...
Sharp inhalation of breath
Silence