
×Two Pump Chump×
Female vocals, emo punk

×Two Pump Chump×
Female vocals, emo punk
Lyrics
You
swagger in
like you
Be the
Big bulge
king
Big talk
More like
you bring
Uhh
shriveled up
Pyynt sized
Mini cock
A firecracker
fizzling out
Way
too soon
You’re a
Pathetic
Pee nus joke
Can't handle
This pretty
Lil poon?
Two pump chump
That's all you got?
You hit the gas
Then you just stop
Two pump chump
It’s kinda sad
That you
Could really
Be so fuckin bad
You said
Babe
Hold tight
I’ll blow
your pretty
Little mind
Didn't say
That you
meant
in record
Fast fuckin
time
You’re
a weak
Ass flame
A barely
Lit spark
A blink
A flash
Then it’s
all dim
And dark
Maybe
next time
You should
Write up
a plan
Or
just stick
your dick
Back to
your own
Fuckin hand
Two pump chump
That's all you got?
You hit the gas
Then you just stop
Two pump chump
It’s kinda sad
That you
Could really
Be so fuckin bad
Don’t
get mad
Don’t
start
to pout
But i
Cant tell
If your
Dick Is
Even out
Life’s
too short
But not
as short
as you
Oh boy
I’m bored
What else
Is new?
You swore
That you
were a
marathon man
But
you were
out of
breath
before
The race
even
began
I blinked
And now
you’re done
Now whats
the fuckin
plan
Guess
I’ll have
To go
Snickle
My own
Snatch Once
again
I need
a long
Lasting man
Not
a countdown
clock
Your ego’s
So much
bigger than
your little
itty bitty
Pitty cock
You call
it passion
I call it
a Fat
fuckin flop
Guess
I’ll just
Pop my
own socket
Dirty digits
Drip n drop
Two pump chump
That's all you got?
You hit the gas
Then you just stop
Two pump chump
It’s kinda sad
That you
Could really
Be so fuckin bad
You want? Your palm? You want your PAAAALLLMMMM!
End
