Hey, how-dee!

Listen up now, see?

If you happen to be

One of the-

"Fines and Neats."

Or part of-

Our conglomeration

"Of Freaks and Geeks"

Well... we are here.

And we're:

"Weird."

(Wild!)

"And whacky, too?"

Right! Now...

"Without further ado-"

We've come to

Ask you to-

"Please..."

(Take your seats!)

Because, boy oh boy...

(It's Finger Guns time!)

"Damn, Skippy!"

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

"So?"

Shake it off.

"Your woes and weeps?"

Yes! Drain your brain

Of each and every

(Nightmare of defeat!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

Haunting your mind

With Resplendence

"And clarity..."

Finger Guns are free

That's right.

(We're a charity!)

"Oh, yeah!"

We're always around

Whenever you need us

"Why we've been by your side-"

(Since you were a fetus!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

"So?"

Shake it off.

"Your woes and weeps?"

Yes! Drain your brain

Of each and every

(Nightmare of defeat!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

Hey! Watch out for those skeletons

They keep poppin' outta your closet

We've been working overtime in tons

Each and every night to try and stop it

"And those hatchets just there?"

Well, they were buried in your back

We removed what we could

"While keeping you-"

(Mostly intact!)

Oh boy! A haha- Ha!

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

"So?"

Shake it off.

"Your woes and weeps?"

Yes! Drain your brain

Of each and every

(Nightmare of defeat!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

That's right!

Keep it moving. In fact,

Instead we should be

(Zoooooooming in!)

Past all this flotsam, and-

Pay no mind to the jetsum...

It's just your doubts, and-

"All your fears?"

(Tuning in!)

For a movie?

"Oh boy! I hope it's-"

Finger Gun Susie?

(We love that movie!)

Well, watch it later

For now there's gators

Swimming and snapping

"All about your brains?"

We call these

(The Howlers!)

And they're fueled

"By fear and doubt, sir."

Very good, Tim!

So glad at least

One of you

(Paid attention!)

"Time."

Yup.

(Carrying on!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

"So?"

Shake it off.

"Your woes and weeps?"

Yes! Drain your brain

Of each and every

(Nightmare of defeat!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

Damn, Skippy!

"That's right, shake it off..."

Hey? Any one give a

Callback to Taylor

"Regarding sweeps?"

Why, yes indeed

That's what I mean

"Sir, you promised you'd be swift?"

Oh- Right, uh...

(Carrying on!)

Through the gull durn fog

And the jingle jangly slog

The Ghost and ghouls

"Of me and of you?"

Why, we're all connected

Each and every one

Not by blue skies or by sun

Or the circular cycle of life

"But by the one and only-"

(Department Of Finger Guns!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)

"So?"

Shake it off.

"Your woes and weeps?"

Yes! Drain your brain

Of each and every

(Nightmare of defeat!)

Pound for pound

"Beat for beat. A-"

Finger Guns Song

Makes you-

(Move your feet!)