(Verse 1)

Well, I walked in the diner, hungry as can be,

Ordered up three cheeseburgers, but now everyone's looking at me,

I took a seat at the counter, tried to act real cool,

But something's got folks whispering, like I broke some kinda rule.

(Chorus)

I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?

Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?

I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,

I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?

(Verse 2)

I didn't mean to cause a scene, didn't mean to turn no heads,

But now the whole place is buzzing, like I did something they all dread,

I just wanted some comfort food, to fill my empty belly,

But now it seems I'm the talk of the town, and that's just downright silly.

(Chorus)

I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?

Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?

I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,

I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?

(Bridge)

Maybe it's 'cause I asked for extra cheese, or maybe 'cause I licked the plate clean,

But whatever the reason, I can't help but feel like I'm in some crazy dream.

(Chorus)

I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?

Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?

I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,

I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?

(Outro)

So next time you see me in that old diner booth,

Eating my cheeseburgers, just remember the truth,

I'm just a simple guy, with a simple appetite,

I only ate three cheeseburgers, so let's keep it light.