(Verse 1)

I woke up in a tavern with a goose on my chest

She said, “Sir Bard, your rhymes are the best!”

Last night I dueled with a talking frog

He beatboxed once, then croaked in the bog

(Verse 2)

I’m the baddest bard from the East of the glen

My mixtape's banned in eleven kingdoms and ten

I spit such fire, dragons ask for advice

I once seduced a witch with just beans and rice

(Hook / Chorus)

Mic drop from a tower high

Bards like me don’t even try

Lords and ladies roll their eyes

Till I freestyle and the jester cries

(Verse 3)

Got kicked outta court for flirting with the queen

But the juggler said I had the cleanest sixteen

I joust with words, got a gold-plated pen

My rhymes break curses and hearts of men

(Bridge)

Tell the trolls I’m too bold for their bridge

I roasted a griffin while rappin' on a ridge

Even fairies stop mid-flight for the show

Then toss coins at my boots like “go, bard, go!”

(Hook / Chorus)

Mic drop from a tower high

Bards like me don’t even try

Lords and ladies roll their eyes

Till I freestyle and the jester cries

(Outro)

So next time you feast, don’t forget this bard

I’ll roast your roast and I’ll rhyme real hard

Scroll me up in the Book of Fun

Sir Rhymes-a-Lot—yeah, I’m the one.