Foodie with the noodles, ramen beamin' (Oh)

Life is a circle like the coliseum

Gas out the culo, sound like free jazz

Don't touch me, I'm sterile

Now, free ass

My bag is gargantuan

Got a list of demands for the managuh

This music is ass, need a janituh

A janituh

Unh

Bottled in a message, test it (Okay)

Holler when you get it, ain't no stressing (Okay)

Balling like the Fed is on my head and I'm feeling more like Narduwar

Ask me if I'm thizzin', then I'll say, "Yes"

Ask me if I'm Christian, then I'll say, "Yes"

Ask me if I'm kiddin', then I'll say, "No"

You say, "Damn, all I wanted was an interview"

But you still play the band just to get me through

Whistle while you work (Do, do, do, do, do)

I just had a big meal, it's going berserk (Fart)

I can't keep it in, girl, I'm going to squirt (Squirt, squirt)

Big gas, baby, it's gonna hurt

Oh, no, not me

Big ass with the big gas, got the hooptie out

The Batmobile 'bout to fall apart

My kid is so smart, he's in two grades

One of 'em's not the best, but it's okay

Fell in love with an A student

She a hundred times more better than them A students

She give me hope, she don't do dope

She say she love me and I think she do

(Do, do, do, do, do)

And I know you

But it's more fun not to

So I won't tell you

'Cause that would spoil all the fun