(Intro)

Snow is falling, lights are glowing,

Everyone pretends they’re knowing

How to make this Christmas perfect…

Yeah, right — let the chaos begin!

(Verse 1)

Found Santa in the hallway —

Wait, that beard looked kinda wrong.

Guess who? Uncle Peter,

He’d practiced “ho-ho-ho” all month long.

The cookies burned again, I swear,

But Mom said, “Eat them anyway!”

It’s Christmas, rules don’t matter,

At least not on this holiday.

(Pre-Chorus)

And we stumble, and we tumble,

Through the glitter and the fear —

But somehow all our madness

Means the best time of the year!

(Chorus)

But luckily it always turns out good,

We laugh ’til tears start rolling like they should.

Doesn’t matter if it’s crazy,

Or the tree falls on the floor —

We’ll fix it all and laugh once more.

And next year it begins again, oh dear…

’Cause Christmas chaos brings us all right here.

(Verse 2)

Grandma’s here as every year,

Wearing lights that actually blink.

She brings her famous punch bowl,

So strong it makes the reindeer wink.

She tells the same old stories

’Bout “72 — the perfect snow,”

We smile, though we’ve heard them

Fifty times — at least, you know.

(Pre-Chorus)

And we hurry, and we worry,

Then forget what we were doing

But somehow through the madness

Christmas magic still comes through

(Chorus)

But luckily it always turns out good,

We laugh ’til tears start rolling like they should.

Doesn’t matter if it’s crazy,

Or the tree falls on the floor —

We’ll fix it all and laugh once more.

And next year it begins again, oh dear…

’Cause Christmas chaos brings us all right here.

Verse 3

Remember when the tree caught fire?

Yeah — that was quite the sight.

Dad blamed the faulty tinsel,

Mom blamed the lights that were too bright.

We ran around in panic,

Like panicked elves without a plan,

But look — the living room survived it,

So we’ll try it all again!

(Pre-Chorus)

We’re slipping, we’re tripping,

On wrapping paper everywhere —

But somehow through the chaos

We still end up in the chair…

(Chorus)

But luckily it always turns out good,

We laugh ’til tears start rolling like they should.

Doesn’t matter if it’s crazy,

Or the tree falls on the floor —

We’ll fix it all and laugh once more.

And next year it begins again, oh dear…

’Cause Christmas chaos brings us all right here.

(Verse 4)

This year the dog ate half the dinner,

We just shrugged and grabbed a pie.

The kids fought over candy canes,

While Grandpa claimed he saw the sky

Turn red because of Rudolph,

Who winked at him from high above —

But whether true or not, we know,

It’s all part of the Christmas love.

(Pre-Chorus)

We’re running, we’re buzzing,

Trying hard to make it bright —

But in all our clumsy efforts

We make memories every night.

(Chorus)

But luckily it always turns out good,

We laugh ’til tears start rolling like they should.

Doesn’t matter if it’s crazy,

Or the tree falls on the floor —

We’ll fix it all and laugh once more.

And next year it begins again, oh dear…

’Cause Christmas chaos brings us all right here.

(Outro)

So here’s to all the craziness,

The messy love we all hold dear —

’Cause perfect is too boring,

But we make magic every year.

So raise a glass to chaos —

Same time, same place, next year!