Сельдь в кокошнике
A mix of several styles, starting with electro swing, then hip-hop mixed with Russian pop, then rap, but also with a pop theme, then an insert with a children's school choir - just piano and children, then Dixieland and big band and rap again.
Robert Robot·3:02
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Сельдь в кокошнике
A mix of several styles, starting with electro swing, then hip-hop mixed with Russian pop, then rap, but also with a pop theme, then an insert with a children's school choir - just piano and children, then Dixieland and big band and rap again.
Creator: Robert RobotRelease Date: January 1, 2026
Lyrics
[A drunken woman voice]
(Oh my god... голова...
Where is my mineral water?
Валера, ты спишь? Valera?)
[Intro]
[Heavy Accent]
(Hello survivors, слушайте сюда!
New Year is over, это беда.
Yesterday hero, сегодня — zero,
Look at my face, оно онемело!)
[Verse 1]
(Look at the mirror, смотри в стекло,
Who is this monster? Лицо отекло.
Open your fridge, доставай what’s left,
It is a robbery, это the theft!
Take yesterday’s chicken, холодный плов,
I cannot speak, я не знаю слов.
Seledka is waiting, она меня ждёт,
Who will survive? Тот, кто пожрёт!)
[Chorus]
(First of January, первое число!
Head is exploding, как помело!
I wish you aspirin, желаю рассол,
And face in the salad, лицо на стол!
First of January, трудный денёк,
Find in the kitchen вчерашний кусок!)
[Verse 2]
[Male Voice - Rap Flow / Old School Beat]
(Yo, check it out.
Phone is vibrating, телефон горит,
Hundred messages, голова болит.
Tetya Galya writes: "Счастья и добра!"
I copy-paste answer: "Вам тоже ура!"
Stickers in WhatsApp, спам в Telegram,
I answer to everyone: "Thanks, my fam!"
Now look at the table, what do I see?
Seledka pod shuboy looking at me.
But this is expensive, это люкс стайл,
I eat it in mink coat, give me a smile!
Fish in a real fur, реальный мех,
Eating this salad — is absolute success!)
[Bridge]
[A drunken woman voice - Melodic]
(It is heavy luxury, доедай оливье,
Champagne without gas, пузыриков не.
Health and survival, печень, прости,
We need to recover, себя обрести!)
[Guitar Solo - slightly out of tune]
[Chorus]
[All together - Chorus effect]
(First of January, первое число!
Head is exploding, как помело!
I wish you aspirin, желаю рассол,
And face in the salad, лицо на стол!
First of January, трудный денёк,
Find in the kitchen вчерашний кусок!)
[Outro]
[A drunken woman voice]
[yawning]
(Very hard party, очень устала.
Give me the blanket, дай одеяло.
No more vodka... maybe beer?
Happy New Year...
I go to sleep.
Споки ноки.)
(Oh my god... голова...
Where is my mineral water?
Валера, ты спишь? Valera?)
[Intro]
[Heavy Accent]
(Hello survivors, слушайте сюда!
New Year is over, это беда.
Yesterday hero, сегодня — zero,
Look at my face, оно онемело!)
[Verse 1]
(Look at the mirror, смотри в стекло,
Who is this monster? Лицо отекло.
Open your fridge, доставай what’s left,
It is a robbery, это the theft!
Take yesterday’s chicken, холодный плов,
I cannot speak, я не знаю слов.
Seledka is waiting, она меня ждёт,
Who will survive? Тот, кто пожрёт!)
[Chorus]
(First of January, первое число!
Head is exploding, как помело!
I wish you aspirin, желаю рассол,
And face in the salad, лицо на стол!
First of January, трудный денёк,
Find in the kitchen вчерашний кусок!)
[Verse 2]
[Male Voice - Rap Flow / Old School Beat]
(Yo, check it out.
Phone is vibrating, телефон горит,
Hundred messages, голова болит.
Tetya Galya writes: "Счастья и добра!"
I copy-paste answer: "Вам тоже ура!"
Stickers in WhatsApp, спам в Telegram,
I answer to everyone: "Thanks, my fam!"
Now look at the table, what do I see?
Seledka pod shuboy looking at me.
But this is expensive, это люкс стайл,
I eat it in mink coat, give me a smile!
Fish in a real fur, реальный мех,
Eating this salad — is absolute success!)
[Bridge]
[A drunken woman voice - Melodic]
(It is heavy luxury, доедай оливье,
Champagne without gas, пузыриков не.
Health and survival, печень, прости,
We need to recover, себя обрести!)
[Guitar Solo - slightly out of tune]
[Chorus]
[All together - Chorus effect]
(First of January, первое число!
Head is exploding, как помело!
I wish you aspirin, желаю рассол,
And face in the salad, лицо на стол!
First of January, трудный денёк,
Find in the kitchen вчерашний кусок!)
[Outro]
[A drunken woman voice]
[yawning]
(Very hard party, очень устала.
Give me the blanket, дай одеяло.
No more vodka... maybe beer?
Happy New Year...
I go to sleep.
Споки ноки.)