Stop breathing down my neck. (Who, me?!)

The world has ended, but all things considered

We're doing pretty swell

Ey, and you're right in time

Shiz about to hit the fan, yo!

(Gasping sound effects!)

Listen! (More gasping sound effects!)

Dude, you gotta make

(Gasping sound effects, whee!)

Ugh, let's just move on *gasp*

We're miles out from where we have to be

unable to escape (cha-cha!)

the sounds you produce (Aaaaah-haaaa)

Gasping, gasping (Gasping sound effects!)

We're doomed, yet all things considered

you're doing pretty swell

while on your last legs, hanging by threads

frozen in place, afraid to even blink (Don't blink!)

Boo-ya! (gasping sound effects!)

(Aah - ey, be careful!)

Dude, you still don't understand

(Gasping sound effects, whoo!)

Ugh, we can't leave soon enough *gasp*

I hear you breathe from miles away

not to mention the awful smell (cha-cha!)

Penetrating through (Aaaaah-haaaa)

Gasping effects (Gasping sound effects!)

Use a toothbrush,

have some mint on the house

keep your mouth closed

and stop producing sounds! (Hey!)

Or open up

gimme an update on your life

I wanna know what's going on

I gotta know what's wrong (*gasp*)

I'll help you hum a different tune

What can't we get enough of?! (Gasping sound effects!)

(Gasping sounds effects!)

That's it, I give up (At your wit's end)

(Gasping sound effects, ya-yaaa!)

Ugh, it's senseless *gasp*

to try and talk sense into you

when none of it makes sense to me

Never has, never will (Uuuuuh-aaaah)

Goo, gah, gasping sound effects! (Gasping sound effects!)

I know you won't goo-ha gasp (*gasp*)

*gasp* Are you gasping?! (Oh, oh, cha-cha!)

Wheee! (Gasping sound effects!)

[Dead Pan Stop,Bell SFX:](*ding!*)