《皮老闆／Sly Boss》
Mandarin male vocals, hyperpop glitch pop, experimental electronic, 125 BPM, bouncy distorted synth bass, bitcrushed drums, chiptune arps, chaotic candy-colored sound design, cartoon villain office theme, satirical corporate mood, viral catchy hook, dual character rap battle, call and response rap, extreme stereo panning, left voice as playful evil boss (high nasal tone), right voice as stressed employee (raspy breathy tone), whispered background employee choir, manic but playful atmosphere
《皮老闆／Sly Boss》
Mandarin male vocals, hyperpop glitch pop, experimental electronic, 125 BPM, bouncy distorted synth bass, bitcrushed drums, chiptune arps, chaotic candy-colored sound design, cartoon villain office theme, satirical corporate mood, viral catchy hook, dual character rap battle, call and response rap, extreme stereo panning, left voice as playful evil boss (high nasal tone), right voice as stressed employee (raspy breathy tone), whispered background employee choir, manic but playful atmosphere
Lyrics
Intro
不是我壞 (not my fault)
是你太乖 (so polite)
撐一下 right?
You’ll be fine～
Verse 1
看你怎麼那麼疲憊
I said 我沒叫你走耶
說好加班才叫敬業
怎麼突然想要後退？
給你的是夢 not money
要你跟公司 stay with me
拿了薪水還敢嘴
沒你公司照樣 飛～
好累……
想下班……
還在喘……
Pre-Chorus
不是我壞 是你想太多
太玻璃心 grow up bro
再撐一下 you will know
我是為你好 for sure～
我不行了……
好疲累……
Chorus - Virus Hook
加班加班 不累不累
Work work all day
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
笑著說你最Ok～
加班加班 不要退
No break no delay
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
你會習慣 對不對？
加班！加班！
老闆！老闆！
Verse 2
離職不要太突然
You can stay a little longer～
交接簡單寫幾行
Come on 別這麼冷淡～
福利這樣很日常
This is life don’t be shocked
公司不是 charity
You should be thanking me～
房租還沒繳……
不能亂跑……
Rap - Boss | Left | call
我給你夢不用你閒
忙到習慣變成訓練
Rap - Employee | Right | response
我給你力不是自願
每天開機都像考驗
Rap - Boss | Left | call
有工作你就該偷笑
外面一堆比你可靠
Rap - Employee | Right | response
我不是零件不是耗材
只是想呼吸更自在
Rap - Boss | Left | call
年輕就該多被塑造
這樣將來比較可靠
Rap - Employee | Right | response
我想活得比較真實
不是只剩公式模式
Bridge
其實不是故意的～
Just like control～
你們太好用了～
So easy to replace～
外面很多人在排～
Ready waiting outside～
不要想太多啦～
Just smile ok～
我在這……
Still here……
沒人懂……
Just me……
Final Chorus - Full Virus
加班加班 不累不累
Smile through the grey
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
你表現很到位～
加班加班 不要退
Keep it all in play
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
習慣就會OK～
加班…加班…
不能停…不能停…
習慣了…習慣了…不能停…
Virus Outro Hook
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
Work work everyday～
慣老闆～ 慣老闆～
Don’t think just obey～
Outro
再撐一下～
One more round～
下次會不會更好～
Maybe… now?