Me got a terrible tale for you mon

beware di giga splif

Mek a rasta mon outta me

Listen close... you bin warned

Early one Monday mornin

Mon woke up, stretchin and yawnin

Give a little wave to de sun and de sky

Gwan be a good day to get high

Spirits bless up me crew come round

Roll the giga spliff with de big green mound

Ting so heavy took 4 full grown bumboclaat mon to lift. We set de ting a blaze... And wit a mighty drag, mi rip de whole ting mon.

Giga-spliff done me a madness

Hit mi so hard, sent mi to blackness

Mi so high, high like a kite

Digitalise mi now I be 1 terabyte

I read and write, I ain't coming back

Got me so mashed, mi skin no longer black

What happening to me mon, I'm white as a ghost

full suit and tie I be making toast

Me runnin late for work I gotta dash fast

Jamacan life now in de past

Work me 9 to 5 me head all mashed

Became a floppy disk now me data cached

Spirits please, take me back...

Giga-spliff done me a madness

Hit mi so hard, sent mi to blackness

Mi so high, high like a kite

Digitalise mi now I be 1 terabyte

I read and write, I ain't coming back

Got me so mashed, mi skin no longer black

De gods they answered mi calls

Dis job got me running up de walls

Ickle spliff falls from de sky

Light it up and start to fly

Burning up mi comin home

Break de fall with me dome

Now mon black once again

Wake on up I'm in me den

Giga-spliff done me a madness

Hit mi so hard, sent mi to blackness

Mi no longer high, come back to Earth

Wrap my heads round mi meaty girth

Jack it all up and down de walls

Bad trip made me drain mi balls