Adrift in space

im the unluckiest guy alive

I got roasted by my commander and my wife

I made a dooby

(He made a dooby)

And now I'm suffering the consequences

I got us off the ground but not very far

We made it to orbit

But me being a fool

(Yes he is a fool)

Turned off the engine

Now we drift in orbit with no way home

(Instrumental)

(zero gravity zero fun)

I am such a tool

(Even his wife thinks so too)

My crew have turned on me

(They really wanna do him in)

They took me outside and made me watch earth drift by

Tying me to the flagpole

Oh God it hurts my butthole

(Feel the pain you idiot)

(You got us into this mess)

(Zero gravity zero fun)

(Instrumental)

Gotta get my mind thinkin

To get out of this excessive trollin

I made enemies on earth and here

I'm a doomed guy and I know it

Where is the slayer when you need him

He would at least blast me into space

Not tie me here and watch everything drift into place

I pray to my God

But can he hear me when no one can hear you scream in this void

I can remember that from somewhere

Must be something alien

Or am I dreaming about some giant space balls

(Zero gravity zero fun)

I need to make amends

(Yes you bloody do)

Get back inside and get us home

(You bloody better get us home)

What if we turn into the planet

(is he serious)

Yup thats what am gonna do

(You really are a galactic tool)

(Zero gravity zero fun)

(Instrumental)

Feel the fire bros am gonna get us home

(Please stop this idiot)

I'm gonna get us home

(He's gonna get us fried)

Thinking of fried is my eggs boiled

(Holy Christ help us)

(We are all gonna burn)

(Oh well let's chuck him out and run)

Because in zero gravity it's no fun

(Instrumental)

(Now get the hell out of this ship)

(You galactic fool)

(Drift in this space)

(Something will eat you soon)

(Outro)