Crystal ball is cracked and foggy sky

She's guessing futures on a dice roll high

Cards are scattered whispers fill the air

She fumbles fortunes truth ain't there

She reads the tea leaves scalding hot

Bent the spoon but missed the plot

Tried to see what fate would bring

But destiny’s a tricky thing

Untalented fortune teller come and see

Can’t predict where we will be

With her broken deck and shattered glass

Guessing games will never last

She lit the candles made her wish

Hoped for answers in a dish

Stars above gave her no clue

Her crystal ball’s glued with cheap glue

Untalented fortune teller come and see

Can’t predict where we will be

With her broken deck and shattered glass

Guessing games will never last

She hears a future in the breeze tonight

But can’t decode the whispers right

Every vision fades in smoke and haze

Lost in her untalented maze