(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

I hear he puts his foot in his mouth, like its a cookie,

hear he never plans anything, like, a, rookie,

hear he'll surprise and disappoint you in equal measure,

(i hear he likes to confuse people for pleasure)

what!?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

who wants to know?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

Just an average joe?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

how the hell would i know?

I hear he's a mixture of cartoon and man,

I hear he collects bottles of sand, perhaps-

to build a new land in the north sea,

Only for people who watch Magnolia repeatedly,

(he sounds like an idiot)

I hear he never tells the truth,

I hear he never lies,

I hear the only time he cried,

Was when he was standing next to Ghengis Khan as he died,

(what?)

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

who wants to know?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

Just an average joe?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

how the hell would i know?

i hear he went back in time to put turtles in the sea as a prank,

and then he assembled a bunch of guys to rob a bank,

just so he could film it and make a movie,

reach number one at the box office,

only to be gone in an hour, rent a plane,

Invent rain, cause pain in Maine,

paint extra stripes on highway-lanes,

increase two way traffic for trains,

and he's the guy blocking your shower drains,

even after you just cleaned it.

(isn't he just a guy?)

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

who wants to know?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

Just an average joe?

(who the hell is TenseTrombone?)

how the hell would i know?