A loving nod to Moxy Früvous, the kings of acapella wit

Moxy Früvous was a legendary Canadian band that mastered the art of blending harmonies with razor-sharp humor. Their acapella-driven, theatrical style made everyday frustrations into hilarious anthems, tackling everything from bad etiquette to historical satire with equal gusto. This song is a spiritual successor to their brilliantly absurd "Kick in the Ass," except this time, we’re doling out justice a little lower.

Because sometimes, words aren’t enough—sometimes, someone really deserves a kick in the balls.

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Kick in the balls

Kick in the balls

Kick in the balls, it’s coming

Kick in the balls, it’s coming

That guy at the bar who won’t take a hint

He gets a

Kick in the balls

A swift and

Kick in the balls

That dude named Kyle who punches drywall

He'll get a

Kick in the balls

It’s comin’

Kick in the balls

That guy who vapes

And blows it in my face

I’d like to find him

And set things right

With a

Kick in the balls

A legendary

Kick in the balls

A kick in the balls

It’s coming

Kick in the balls

Some dude named Brad

Calls himself an “alpha”

He’ll get a

Kick in the balls

A rapid

Kick in the balls

That guy!

That guy who keeps

Explaining my own job to me

Deserves a

Kick in the balls

It’s comin’

Kick in the balls

That bro named Trent who "forgets" his wallet at dinner

I'll track him down and

Make things right

(make things right)

With a righteous

Kick in the balls

That’s right, a

Kick in the balls

(vocal "kick in the balls, it's comin'" solo)

I serve up justice with the

Toe of my shoe

I’ll kick ya!

Kick in the balls

It’s comin’

Kick in the balls

It’s got a logic

That you just can’t refute

You just can’t refute good...

Commander

Kick in the balls

The king of

Kick in the balls

A trail of fallen bros

They’ll all think twice next time

They’ll hunt me down and

End my reign of dispute

I’ll get a

Kick in the balls

Full circle

Kick in the balls

Enormous

Kick in the balls

Catastrophic

Kick in the balls

Owwww...