My toaster came home, it was way past three,

Wobbling through the door, didn't care about me.

Staggered to the kitchen, Bringing his friends

Shouts "Party time!" When is this gonna end

He brought a waffle iron, a hairdryer too,

Coffee machine’s buzzing, making coffee brew.

An electric whisk spun, a bicycle pump in tow,

He said, "Let’s get loud, let the party flow!"

Neighbors are banging on the walls, so loud,

Toaster turned up the volume more than allowed

The toaster was slurring, “We’re not done yet!”

The waffle iron sizzled, and the coffee machine set.

The hairdryer roared, the whisk started spinning,

My kitchen’s a madhouse, and it’s only the beginning!

He brought a waffle iron, a hairdryer too,

Coffee machine’s buzzing, making coffee brew.

An electric whisk spun, a bicycle pump in tow,

He said, "Let’s get loud, let the party flow!"

Neighbors are banging on the walls, so loud,

Toaster turned up the volume more than allowed

I tried hard to sleep, but it was no use,

The toaster’s on the table, with his wild excuse:

"Just one more round, we’re keeping it lit!"

The coffee machine’s pouring like it’s never quit.

He brought a waffle iron, a hairdryer too,

Coffee machine’s buzzing, making coffee brew.

An electric whisk spun, a bicycle pump in tow,

He said, "Let’s get loud, let the party flow!"

Neighbors are banging on the walls, so loud,

Toaster turned up the volume more than allowed

The party’s still going, no end in sight,

My toaster’s drunk, and I’m losing the fight.

In the morning police came to the scene

But they ran away the place too obscene

Finally in the early morning hour

Neighbours were so mad so they cut the power

The friends finally went to their own homes

But the neighbors are so mad they are digging my tombs