wor would yoo rather yooz?

Sometimesss-

I like to eat with a spoon

When the fork can't lift it

I feel like a goon

But it gotta be small

Unless it's big like beef

Coz I don't like that feel

Of steel clashin' on my teeth.

Don't come at me

with the chopsticks

I'm like an old dog-

I can't learn new tricks

If i aint got a spoon

or wielding a fork

i'll just eat later

and go for a walk..

burger meat

all over my mouth

noodles and sauce

all over my south

it's not a mess

it's too hot to hold

i'm gonna eat up

when it all gets cold.