Big Beev and her Old Bald Beaver (Sloppy 2nd)
Beach Goth, Surf Punk, Electro Meedleedlees, Lo-Fi, Steel Guitars, Garage, 1990s style spoken vocal sections, gritty and stupid, heavy bass, fuzzy guitar
Big Beev and her Old Bald Beaver (Sloppy 2nd)
Beach Goth, Surf Punk, Electro Meedleedlees, Lo-Fi, Steel Guitars, Garage, 1990s style spoken vocal sections, gritty and stupid, heavy bass, fuzzy guitar
Lyrics
Intro - Spoken
Hey,
Hey man,
Hey,
(What?!)
Did you hear about Big Beev?
She’s letting people ride her Beaver.
Five bucks a pop.
And get this…
It’s completely bald.
(Wow.)
Wild, isn’t it?
She had the entire thing waxed.
(Wait, Really?)
Hahaha, yeah… they say you could carpet a bus with the strips they pulled off
Chorus - Monotone Falsetto
It’s! Big!
Big!
Beev’s!
It’s! Bald!
Old be-be-be-be-beaverrrrrrrrrrrr
Yow!!!
guitar meedleedlees
Verse 1 - Spoken
Yo… dude did you go to Beev’s yet?
(Nah.)
Dude I tried, but the line wraps around the block.
(Oh… shit man)
Yeah. I’m surprised any beaver is able to take that much. Especially one as old as Beev’s.
(Right?)
That’s one helluva well-trained beaver.
Chorus - Monotone Falsetto
It’s! Big!
Big!
Beev’s!
Beev’s!
It’s! Bald!
Old be-be-be-be-beaverrrrrrrrrrrr
Yow!!!
Verse 2 - Spoken
Bro… don’t make the mistake I did.
(What did you do?)
I went to Beevs.
Dude.… That beaver is feral.
(Ohhh… you good?)
Yeah… no. And I’m pretty sure I caught something from it.
(Shit man…)
Yeah I haven’t been able to get rid of this rash…
Chorus - Monotone Falsetto
It’s! Big!
Big!
Beev’s!
Beev’s!
It’s! Bald!
Old be-be-be-be-beaverrrrrrrrrrrr
Yow!!!
guitar meedleedlees
Outro - Melodic
It’s. Big.
Big Beevs Big beaver
(Beev’s! Beev’s!)
Big Bald beaver
Big Beev’s
(Beev’s! Beev’s!)
Big bald
Old be-be-be-be-beaverrrrrrrrrrrr
Yow!!!
End