Verse 1 (Nepali)

नयाँ वर्ष आयो, म भने डराएँ,

"नयाँ बानी बसाल्छु" भनेर कराएँ।

तर २०२६ ले हाँस्दै भन्यो,

"तिमीलाई emotional rollercoaster दिन्छु!" 😵‍💫

🎶 Pre-Chorus (English)

I said, “New year, new me,” with pride,

But 2026 took me for a ride.

Coffee in hand, tears in my eyes,

Still stuck in Zoom, in my PJs, surprised!

🎶 Chorus (Bilingual)

🌀 *Unsubscribe गर्न खोजें म,

२०२६ ले भन्यो—"No refund, ha!"*

This ain't no free trial, it's a plot twist spree,

With lemon, spice, and a side of anxiety! 🍋🔥

🎶 Verse 2 (Nepali)

"Hope this email finds you well" रे,

तर म त निद्रामा, Zoom मा झ्याल हेरे।

Meeting को link हरायो फेरि,

Boss ले भन्यो—"Where are you, meri chhori?" 😅

🎶 Bridge (English)

I tried to cancel, I begged, I cried,

But 2026 just laughed and replied:

“Three breakdowns left to unlock the gate,

Till then, enjoy your meme-filled fate!”

🎶 Final Chorus (Bilingual)

🌀 *Unsubscribe गर्न खोजें म,

२०२६ ले भन्यो—"No refund, ha!"*

This ain't no free trial, it's a plot twist spree,

With lemon, spice, and meme therapy! 😎