[Intro]
I Did Not Hit Her.
I Did Not...
Oh...
Hi Mark!

[Instrumental Interlude]
(Houston, we have a problem)

[Verse 1]
Well, that escalated quickly.
I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
I don't like sand.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Well, that escalated quickly.
I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
I don't like sand.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[Pre-Chorus]
You're a wizard, Harry!
You're a wizard, Harry!

[Chorus]
Perfectly balanced
Bye, Felicia
Perfectly balanced
Bye, Felicia

[Instrumental Interlude]
(It's just a flesh wound)

[Verse 2]
I... Drink... Your... Milkshake!
I drink it up!
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I... Drink... Your... Milkshake!
I drink it up!
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Pre-Chorus]
It's Garbage Day!
It's Garbage Day!

[Instrumental]
(Here's looking at you, kid)

[Break]

[Bridge]
"Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm... I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow."

"So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk..."

"Oh, oh! And I almost forgot, ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay."

"We, ahh, lost some people this week and, ah, we sorta need to play catch up."

[Instrumental]
(I'll be back)

[Verse 3]
You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.
I have nipples, Greg,
could you milk me?
You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.
I have nipples, Greg,
could you milk me?

[Pre-Chorus]
Why can't you just be normal?
Why can't you just be normal?

[Chorus]
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Instrumental Interlude]
(Inconceivable!)

[Verse 4]
Harry tells me you're quite the science wiz.
You know,
I'm something of a scientist myself.
Why don't you make like a tree,
and get outta here?
Harry tells me you're quite the science wiz.
You know,
I'm something of a scientist myself.
Why don't you make like a tree,
and get outta here?

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't say!
You don't say!

[Chorus]
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[Instrumental Interlude]
(First Time?)

[Outro]
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates...

You never know what you're gonna get.