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𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖆 © 2025 @𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑_𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊

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[verse 1]:

Welcome to reality

Where no one comes around

Because in this day and age everyone's coming out

And yes while it's constant

It's never for the worst!

And sadly that's the truth, and now gen alpha's cursed

[verse 2]:

Welcome to reality!

You're in for a treat

Prepare to be offended or get pissed 'bout nothing

Boys in skirts, girls with beards

We use to call them queer (ha-ha!)

But cancel culture's the one that's weird

[verse 3]:

Welcome to reality

Did you just call him a her?

Would you rather fight for gay rights or complain about your church?

You're angry?

Don't blame me

It will be okay

The whole world's gone soft since the eighties~

[verse 4]:

Welcome to reality

Wanna pick a fight?

Did you just mis-gender me?

Can't take it back even if you tried

The entertainment industry eats this up of course

And mental illness is trending faster than

Disney-is-making-crappy-live-action-movies-from-our-childhood-now-they're-broken.

[verse 5]:

Welcome to reality

Where no one's ever wrong

Even if men can get pregnant (who said AI wrote this song!?)

The feminists are looking

An' complaining behind closed doors

"End up with a baby?", "then kill it", well done whore...

[verse 6]:

There are more pronouns now

Then there are grains of sand on the earth

Drag queens, stripper poles

Equality, bad gender roles

There are no more Tom boys

Christianity's a cult

And if you dare not agree with your peers

Then they'll all cry, and it's all your fault

Tik-tok is watching you

Target's only Pride for June

But until it's July first

It's all gone and their confused

What sexuality are you?

Every application's a quiz

Every TV on earth is there to indoctronate your kids

[chorus]:

May I say a joke or not cause you might cry?

Why do I even try?

There are no more boys and girls

The president must die

Empathy's a tragedy

And dark humor is a crime

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025

May I say a joke or not cause you might cry?

Why do I even try?

There are no more boys and girls

The president must die

Empathy's a tragedy

And dark humor is a crime

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025

[verse 7]:

It wasn't always like this...

Once upon a time, kids

There was logic and TV wasn't boring

Reality had rules and no trigger warnings

Kids used to play outside but tech was magic

There was stuff to do and if not, just Netflix

"I think gen alpha will do alright"

"I mean look at them and what some identify"

[chorus]:

May I say a joke or not cause you might cry?

Why do I even try?

There are no more boys and girls

The president must die

Empathy's a tragedy

And dark humor is a crime

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025

May I say a joke or not cause you might cry?

Why do I even try?

There are no more boys and girls

The president must die

Empathy's a tragedy

And dark humor is a crime

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025

[outro]:

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025

Anything's up for debate

Cause it's 2025