[Up-tempo, distorted power chords]

[Verse 1]
Rain is sad, the news is bad!
I'm so mad, I'm out of breath!
This reality's a mess,
Causing me so much distress!

[Pre-Chorus]
My social feed's a blackened hole!
It's sucking out my very soul!
I need a spark! A solar flare!
But all I get is deep despair!

[Chorus - Music gets even bigger, super catchy]
GIVE ME UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!
SPARKLES IN THE SKY!
THE WORLD IS GOOD AND PRETTY,
NO REASON LEFT TO CRY!
I WANNA BELIEVE IN A VISION OF RELIEF!
BUT LOOK WHAT THE WORLD HAS MADE OF ME!

[Verse 2]
Another alert, another lie!
Another politician's cry!
My brain is full of static screams!
Shattering my happy dreams!

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm scrolling through a blackened hole!
It's sucking out my very soul!
I need some good news I can share!
But no one seems to even care!

[Chorus]
GIVE ME UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!
SPARKLES IN THE SKY!
THE WORLD IS GOOD AND PRETTY,
NO REASON LEFT TO CRY!
I WANNA BELIEVE IN A VISION OF RELIEF!
BUT LOOK WHAT THE WORLD HAS MADE OF ME!

[Bridge - Music drops to just a chugging guitar]
One more cute cat video...
One more "hello" from my friend Hatsune Miku...
Is it enough to patch the cracks?
Is there any sunshine coming back?

[Guitar solo - chaotic and melodic]

[Outro - Chorus shouted over fading instruments]
GIVE ME UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS!...
LOOK WHAT THE WORLD...
LOOK WHAT THE WORLD HAS MADE OF MEEEEEE!

[Song ends with a final, crashing chord]