
나의 완벽한 요리 (My Perfect Cooking)
A humorous Korean indie-rock track in the style of Jang Kiha. Features a signature groovy bassline and deadpan, talk-singing vocals that narrate a disastrous attempt at cooking a 'perfect' meal alone

나의 완벽한 요리 (My Perfect Cooking)
A humorous Korean indie-rock track in the style of Jang Kiha. Features a signature groovy bassline and deadpan, talk-singing vocals that narrate a disastrous attempt at cooking a 'perfect' meal alone
Lyrics
Verse 1
퇴근을 했다, I'm so hungry!
오늘 집에 아무도 없군.
냉장고를 여니 보이는 열 개의 Egg.
냉부~ 섭렵한 머리 속에
수 많은 아이디어가 떠올라
그래, 오늘은 무조건 맛있는 Egg dish.
냄비에 물을 넣고 Egg 투하
전문가처럼 식초도 투하
Oh my mistake,
국자로 건져야 했는데, 내 손은 so hot!
그래도 잘 까진다. 맘에 든다.
It looks perfectly boiled
이제 후라이팬에 oil을 둘렀지
신발도 튀기면 맛있다고 그랬다.
겉이 누렇게 될 때까지 deep frying
Oh my mistake,
후드 켜는 걸 잊었네. 집안이 full smoke.
It’s okay, 욕할 사람 없어.
이 집에 nobody’s home.
Oil is jumping everywhere
My feeling is jumping, too
나의 완벽한 요리 My perfect cooking, yeah
Verse 2
I love it, 잘 튀겨진 것 같다
I need some sauce, 냉장고를 뒤지니
오뚝이 케챱이 나왔다
외래종 브랜드는 키우지 않는다
우아하게 with a knife and fork
식칼로 달걀을 썰어 먹어야지
혼자라도 식탁에 그릇을 셋팅
외롭지 않게 2인분 셋팅
Oh my mistake,
그릇에서 달걀 탈출, 탄력있게 jumped out
바닥을 통통 튀는 매력
이 집은 ketchup everywhere
My lovely dog 달려와 먹는다
저 녀석이 맛있게 먹었다면,
틀림없다. This must be delicious!
Oh… No...
더러운 케챱 맛
기름지고 기름진
건조하고 고무같은
역시 혼자 있을 땐 라면 is the best.
약은 약사에게 요리는 요리사에게...
나에게 요리란.... 미지의 영역....
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English
Verse 1
I got off work, I'm so hungry!
Nobody's home today.
I open the fridge and see ten Eggs.
In my head, which has mastered "Please Take Care of My Refrigerator,"
countless ideas come to mind.
Yes, today it must be a delicious Egg dish.
I put water in a pot and drop in the Egg
and also drop in vinegar like a pro.
Oh my mistake,
I should have scooped it with a ladle, but my hand is so hot!
But it peels well. I like it.
It looks perfectly boiled
Now I've poured oil on the frying pan
They said even shoes would be delicious if you fry them.
deep frying until the outside turns yellow
Oh my mistake,
I forgot to turn on the hood fan. The house is full smoke.
It’s okay, nobody's here to scold me.
nobody’s home in this house.
Oil is jumping everywhere
My feeling is jumping, too
My perfect cooking, yeah
Verse 2
I love it, it seems to be well-fried
I need some sauce, so I rummage through the fridge
And Ottogi Ketchup came out
I don't support foreign brands
Elegantly with a knife and fork
I'll cut the egg with a kitchen knife and eat it
Even though I'm alone, I'll set plates on the table
To not feel lonely, I'll set it for two people
Oh my mistake,
The egg escapes from the plate, it bounced out with elasticity
The charm of bouncing on the floor
This house has ketchup everywhere
My lovely dog runs over and eats it
If that guy ate it deliciously,
It must be true.
This must be delicious!
Oh… No...
A filthy ketchup taste
Oily and greasy
Dry and rubbery
As expected, when I'm alone, ramen is the best.
Medicine to the pharmacist, cooking to the chef...
Cooking to me is... an unknown territory....
