Swear to God if I need to charge one more thing

I'm gonna lose my mind

I'm about to go insane

It ain't just a phone

Laptop

Or my tablet

I'm sittin' in a whole nest of cords and attachments

Can't even get up

Stuck in place like I'm stuck in the mud

Not even an hour goes by

Another battery's done

Is it a crime to think it's a design flaw?

If it isn't

I don't even wanna know what y'all thought

It's a game of hot potato with a hot cable

And it's all one plug

Is this really how y'all enable?

Man

What kind of scam is this?

We all deserve a letter from the head of the establishment

There's gotta be a better way

I just don't know

I'd buy a million dollar machine to charge them all at once

And it'd just need one plug

One plug

Charge

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug

One plug