(instrumental)

(Soaring down the slopes he comes)

(Speedy and fast he flies)

Silky and smooth he rides

Streamlined and skimming the snow

The great mountain challenges his power

(Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrrr beaverrrrrrr)

(King of the slopes)

(Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrr beaverrrrrr)

(Make it to the finish line)

(Instrumental)

Oooooooh he is so cute

Oooooooh let me pet him

Oooooooh god damn hes gonna hit a tree

(Instrumental)

(Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrrr beaverrrrrrr)

(King of the slopes)

(Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrr beaverrrrrr)

(Make it to the finish line)

(Please God dammit you cute thing!!!!!!!)

(Get to the finish line and rule the slopes)

(Instrumental)

Pushing to the end he sees the cheering crowds

Raising his paw to acknowledge them

Faceplanting the snow

His shades go flying

As he starts crying

Oooooooh poor beaverrrrrr

Come get a hugggggg

You made it this far

So il chuck you over the finish line

(Outro)