JD Vance,

I here for defense,

Against big bans,

On man on man romance (uh)

Time for opening statements,

And closing one too, my boo,

Take JD for quick doggy in defense lobby loo,

A quick gander at exhibit two,

before we see case through (Woo-woo!)

Hello to jury,

I present case on vice prez face,

Still on for days, after great fuck watching Crystal Maze,

with a big pack of lays, and big semen mark never leave-

it stays, on JD sleeve.

Bear represent firm, like long hard case,

Court is adjourned, as Bear sperm and Bear rest case,

after bear leave incriminating evidence on JD Face

(Yays!)

Da-da-da-ba-dam-pa-da

Порядок в зале суда

Da-da-da-ba-dam-pa-da

Bear be the courtroom Buddha! (Yes yes!)

No objections!

Judge overrules, (No objections!)

Bear ready to take statement from JD erections!

(Yes!)

Your honor don’t bother

I have evid-ance JD Vance

Eat more man meat

Than Jeffrey Dahmer

While smoking marijuana

In sauna together with bear

Without a care, oh how bear

Would wish to still be there

Eating lasagna off big bear body

High on molly in middle of hotel lobby while

Receptionist calling police we fleed

Full of lasagna and grease but

We were fast on feet made it

somewhere discreet

And he continue to eat lasagna til he made it to big meat then bear skeet skeet skeet

Yes!

All rise between thighs

As bear plead case

Show tapes of anal gapes

And making love to the face

In motel rooms across

All 50 states. Time for break

JD come to toilet

And help bear masturbate

JD Vance the defanse rest it’s case

Just like bear used to rest ass on JD Face

Standing 69 not a crime

In the lands of free.

If it please court

Like it pleases me

Let me take another toilet break

With JD

Yes!

Let’s go through discovery

Will find evidance of JD Vance loving me

Give big bear different meaning of animal husbandry. But back to reality i

It not beastiality

I not actually bear

Just big horny Russian man… that care