Welcome to the all-smiles club

Please make note of all the smiles

Of all the people who came before you

…All right

Now smile while I take a photo

I said smile while I take a photo

I said smile while I take a photo

…Say cheese

Welcome to the all-smiles club

We have several senior members

Who’ve elected to bequeath you

…With a smile

…And a burden

…Please take as many as you’d like

Welcome to the all-smiles club

We’ve selected a few beneath you

To smile while you hit them so hit them

…Just hit them

Okay you’re hitting way too hard now

Please remember they still must smile

We prefer not to have to exile

…The whipping boy

Welcome to the all-smiles club

As a token of appreciation

Please accept this invitation

This invitation

This invitation

To frown.