Hey… darling…

You know I… I been thinkin a lot about you lately and…

Well… heheh… what do you say you and I…

Well… how do I put this…

Get nastay up in he~~~~~~re

C’mon baby let’s get ru~ude

Downright unpleasant to beeee

around

Intolerable and abominable

Inconsiderate even.

Hehehe

You know

Let’s make sure people complain about the smell of this hotel room for DECADES to come.

That the poor staff… no matter what they try… they can’t figure out where it’s coming from. Because it’s… it’s not coming from one spot.

You know? The whole room is… it’s tainted from carpet to ceiling. Absolutely saturated in our funky love musk.

Come on sweet thing, let’s

Get nastay up in he~~~~~~re

C’mon baby let’s get ru~ude

Downright unpleasant to beeee

around

Intolerable and abominable

They’ll try pulling down the wallpaper… reupholster everything… everything

That little chair in the corner, too. But it won’t make a difference. They’ll have to quarantine this room. They’ll turn it into a storage area… but even that won’t work because even the stuff they store here… it will just get stanky too. They’ll find just opening the door for a few seconds will give the entire floor a horrendously pungent odor. Guests will complain and write about it on Google. They’ll learn quick to just lock it up and forget it exists… heheheh. Come on my little freaky thang. Let’s

Get nastay up in he~~~~~~re

C’mon baby let’s get ru~ude

Downright unpleasant to beeee

around

Intolerable and abominable

Inconsiderate even.

Hehehe

Yeah… you sicko freak. Let’s make some grind paste. Let’s make some felch mulch. I wanna make coroners nauseous when they walk by. I wanna turn this mattress into a biohazard. Hehe… yeah you disgusting little semen demon… let’s

Get nastay up in he~~~~~~re

C’mon baby let’s get ru~ude

Downright unpleasant to beeee

around

Intolerable and abominable