Ready For Rehearsal? (No Guitars, Obvs)
Skate Punk, Party Punk, 215 BPM, Female Vocalist, Raw, Aggressive, Snarling Female Voice, Ironic, Lo-fi, High Fidelity, Close-Mic, Dry Mix, Hard Punch, Fast Transients, Upbeat, Bouncy, Distorted Bass, Drum-Heavy, Studio Production, No Reverb, No Ambient, Direct Signal, Wide Stereo, Dual Rhythm Guitars, Group Chant Backing Vocals Only On "Hey!" and "Whoa-oh", Laughing Vocal, Abrupt Ending, No Fade Out
Ready For Rehearsal? (No Guitars, Obvs)
Skate Punk, Party Punk, 215 BPM, Female Vocalist, Raw, Aggressive, Snarling Female Voice, Ironic, Lo-fi, High Fidelity, Close-Mic, Dry Mix, Hard Punch, Fast Transients, Upbeat, Bouncy, Distorted Bass, Drum-Heavy, Studio Production, No Reverb, No Ambient, Direct Signal, Wide Stereo, Dual Rhythm Guitars, Group Chant Backing Vocals Only On "Hey!" and "Whoa-oh", Laughing Vocal, Abrupt Ending, No Fade Out
Lyrics
So... "Ready for rehearsal?"
Yeah! So... what the fuck did we bring?
Zero strings. Just booze and a cam.
...Roll it! He-he!
[Verse 1]
Twelve bottles of water... for sweating all night!
Two vodkas, four whiskies... to keep the mood right!
Six wines, one tequila... I'm already gone!
Nutella, cheese, pizza... we feast till the dawn!
Eggs, bananas, apples... that's breakfast at three!
Bacon and steaks... yeah, that's protein for me!
Pancake mix, crunchy snacks, milk by the litre...
Ketchup, Milky Way... and a drum kit to wreck it!
[Chorus]
Guitars? Forgot 'em. Fuck the plan!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
[Verse 2]
We set up the camera... "action, you sluts!"
Hit the drum kit once... then we crack the nuts!
Pizza's on the snare... cheese melting on toms!
This rehearsal's a crime scene... no rules, no calm!
Who needs a riff... when you've got fifty-six?
I'll smash a bottle... and call it a mix!
The producer can cry... the label can burn!
We'll learn nothing... and never return!
[Chorus]
Guitars? Forgot 'em. Fuck the plan!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
[Bridge]
We're not a band... we're a fucking grocery store!
Hit record on the camera... then smash it on the floor!
You wanted a single? Here's your masterpiece...
A punk rock party! Now get off my leash!
[Chorus]
Guitars? Forgot 'em. Fuck the plan!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
Guitars? Forgot 'em. FUCK the plan!
Fifty-six beers and a video cam!
Hahahaha! Fuck the plan!
[Outro]
So... did we rehearse?
Nah... (No way!)
Wanna watch the foota-
Roll it!