Before you say anything,

Here's an apology:

I took the charger

For your Iphone three

Back when we were students

At M-I-T

Please forgive me

Now that you're my new boss

At this company!

(please forgive me..)

I know you searched for hours for that charger

And wondered who took that from you

And I looked in your eyes as

I said the allegations were untrue

Then I accused Daniel of snatching it

And you covered his dorm-room in poo!

(I'm sorry, Daniel..)

Search your heart

You know my apology to be true, and

I shouldn't have sent Zodiac killer style letters

As a way of taunting you,

I am sorry!

Oh oh, oh yes

When I saw you were my new boss,

I just felt I had to confess, and-

I took the charger

For your Iphone three

Back when we were students

At M-I-T

Please forgive me

Now that you're my new boss

At this company!!!!

(oh oh oh oh)

Please forgive me

I'm sorry..

Yeah, I'm so sorry-

For chopping it up in tiny pieces

And mailing a section to you every year (I'm sorry, I..)

For spray tagging your car each christmas-

With the words "Charger Bandit Was Here.."

(don't fire me, no, no, no)

Yeah, I know I had an android,

But I stole your charger, so your phone would die

Before you got the phone call

That I slept with your wife--

Now back to the charger part

I took the charger

For your Iphone three

Back when we were students

At M-I-T

Please forgive me

Now that you're my new boss

At this company!

Don't fire me!