Before you say anything,
Here's an apology:

I took the charger
For your Iphone three
Back when we were students
At M-I-T
Please forgive me
Now that you're my new boss
At this company!
(please forgive me..)

I know you searched for hours for that charger
And wondered who took that from you
And I looked in your eyes as
I said the allegations were untrue
Then I accused Daniel of snatching it
And you covered his dorm-room in poo!
(I'm sorry, Daniel..)

Search your heart
You know my apology to be true, and
I shouldn't have sent Zodiac killer style letters
As a way of taunting you,

I am sorry!
Oh oh, oh yes
When I saw you were my new boss,
I just felt I had to confess, and-

I took the charger
For your Iphone three
Back when we were students
At M-I-T
Please forgive me
Now that you're my new boss
At this company!!!!
(oh oh oh oh)
Please forgive me

I'm sorry..
Yeah, I'm so sorry-
For chopping it up in tiny pieces
And mailing a section to you every year (I'm sorry, I..)
For spray tagging your car each christmas-
With the words "Charger Bandit Was Here.."
(don't fire me, no, no, no)

Yeah, I know I had an android,
But I stole your charger, so your phone would die
Before you got the phone call
That I slept with your wife--
Now back to the charger part

I took the charger
For your Iphone three
Back when we were students
At M-I-T
Please forgive me
Now that you're my new boss
At this company!
Don't fire me!