"Mmm... Yo, pass me that egg. HAH!"

RA-MEN, bowl so hot, got steam in my lens (lens!)

Tonkotsu broth, yeah it hit like a Benz (skrrt!)

Pork so tender, I might propose,

Noodles got me vibin' in a food coma pose (ayy!)

RA-MEN, slurp that soul in a spoon (slurp!)

Thick-cut chashu got me howlin’ at the moon (RAWR!)

Soft-boiled egg lookin’ golden like treasure,

Umami in my mouth? That’s guilty pleasure.

Walk in the shop like “moshi moshi” (moshi!)

Five bowls down, call me brothy bōshi (chef hat!)

I don’t play — gimme that garlic bomb,

That black oil drip got me feelin’ calm.

Sippin’ that soup like I’m sippin’ on lean,

But it's pork bone broth, keep it rich and clean.

Sesame, negi, seaweed strip —

This ain’t fast food, bro, this a spiritual trip.

RA-MEN, bowl so hot, got steam in my lens (steamin’!)

Tonkotsu broth, yeah it hit like a Benz (vroom!)

Pork so tender, I might propose,

Noodles got me vibin' in a food coma pose (zzz!)

RA-MEN, slurp that soul in a spoon (soul food!)

Thick-cut chashu got me howlin’ at the moon (Awooo!)

Soft-boiled egg lookin’ golden like treasure,

One sip in — I’m feelin’ that pleasure.

Chopsticks click like a trap beat snare,

I stare at that bowl like it just don’t care.

Put sriracha in? Nah, don’t be rude,

You don't disrespect this kinda food.

No fork, no knife — I’m a purist, dude,

Sip the broth raw, call that chef’s prelude.

It’s creamy, it’s dreamy, I’m outta control,

Catch me on the street yellin' “RA-MEN IS GOAL!”

[Bridge] (slower, melodic autotune)

Miso? Nah.

Shoyu? Pass.

Tonkotsu forever — that’s top class.

Rich like butter, deep like lore,

I’d eat this stuff on a space-time tour.

RA-MEN, bowl so hot, got steam in my lens (woo!)

Tonkotsu broth, yeah it hit like a Benz (zoom!)

Pork so tender, I might propose,

Noodles got me vibin' in a food coma pose (yah!)

RA-MEN, slurp that soul in a spoon (sluuurp!)

Thick-cut chashu got me howlin’ at the moon (woof!)

Soft-boiled egg lookin’ golden like treasure,

I ain't ashamed of this guilty pleasure.

"Yo, order me five more, fam."

"Extra garlic."

"Don’t forget the egg... that egg's a blessing."