Why am I crying? A genius like me should be so great

But all the best people are a little deranged

I'm getting stranger every day

Maybe it's cause I've been with the strangest women

Too much oral

But no oral communication

I'm getting stupider by the minute

When I'm talkin' bout my girls I only call em ladies

Cause I don't like them girls who only wanna be my lady

They tell me that they love me then they act like they hate me

And I think that's kind of sexy

Maybe that's why I'm crazy

All the best people are a little deranged

I'm getting stranger every day

The daily story of a literary playboy

Who's playin with my words

But don't play with me

Baby

I can write a book on what you sayin to me

Baby

All the best people are a little deranged

And all the best girls are a little insane

And I've been getting stupider every day

Maybe it's cause I've been with the stupidest women

They always want me for the money that I'm getting

I'm getting richer by the minute

All the best people are a little deranged

I'm getting stranger every day

Maybe it's cause I've been with the strangest women

Too much oral

But no oral communication

I'm getting stupider by the minute

When I'm talkin' bout my girls I only call em ladies

Cause I don't like them girls who only wanna be my lady

They tell me that they love me then they act like they hate me

And I think that's kind of sexy

Maybe that's why I'm crazy

All the best people are a little deranged

I'm getting stranger every day

The daily story of a literary playboy

Who's playin with my words

But don't play with me

Baby

I can write a book on what you sayin to me

Baby

All the best people are a little deranged

And all the best girls are a little insane

And I've been getting stupider every day

Maybe it's cause I've been with the stupidest women

They always want me for the money that I'm getting

I'm getting richer by the minute