“Hard to Be Bigfoot”


[Verse 1]
I live where the pine trees breathe real slow
(Real slow…)
A place no map or drone will ever know
(They try though…)
I watch ’em stomp through mud in boots too clean
They drop their snack wrappers where I keep it green

[Chorus]
Hard to be Bigfoot, just mindin’ my biz
They bring cameras, traps, and conspiracy vids
Don’t want no fame, don’t need no likes
Just want a quiet cave and peaceful hikes

[Verse 2]
One guy screamed and ran, dropped his phone
(Still posted it…)
Another tried to bait me with a ribeye bone
(Not vegan…)
They trespass loud, they swear they’re stealth
I stay unseen—for my mental health

[Chorus]
Hard to be Bigfoot, can’t make a friend
They chase me down like I’m some myth to end
All I said was “hi,” they screamed and fled
Left behind trail mix and existential dread

[Bridge]
I seen ’em burn forests to build more roads
Then wonder why the river don’t flow
They post signs sayin’ “Nature Trail”
While nature packs her bags to bail

[Chorus – repeat/alternate]
Hard to be Bigfoot, can’t win no prize
I’m blurry on film but I’m sharp and wise
They say I’m legend, but here’s the truth:
The real lost species… might be you.

[Outro – Spoken, over soft guitar]
So if you’re out there wanderin’ with your fancy gear…
Try listenin’ instead of lookin’.
I might be closer than you think.
(Closer than you think…)